Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Taxi drivers in KL

well
it's been gonna b an asS-heating dae
on the chair for me
so i guesssed
blogging wuld b everbest for me
SUpposedLy
i've been thinknig abt
My 3 trips to KL
so far
my first trip was wif
Corrine Kenny YuanKAi KEnTan BAng
Mong ShuHua kenny's family
'Twas SOOOOOO fun!
so hilarious n mad at dat time
'twas a gradn trip
i wuld say
we stayed at
BERjaya TimeS hotel
(5 stars okae!)
BAng was our leader
we shopped at berjaya first
and nite time we went to
Suria KLCC
looks like TakaShimaya
expensive stuffs
swatch, Quiksilver, swarovski
on thing i like frm it
is VINCCI
it's a shoe brand
we haf it in SG
VNC, citylink
donno why is named differently
the shoes r cute nice n comfy
i think they haf big sizes
SE-ri-ou-sly
i don reallie remember
which mall i went to first
gees.
den there was SUngei wang
it's like Far east
hmm
lively and mani teenagers
mani shops
JAp-influenced
one thing i disliked abt KL
was the blood-sucking
taxi Drivers
RECENTLY
i went there ya?
so 2nd nite mel n me
took a trip frm
SUngei Wang o Chee CHEOng Gai
it was raining
so we bargain
RM5. set.
when we tried to hail
a cab
frm there back to Sungei wang
guess how much..?
the LOK KOK uncle wif slippers
and umbrella
wans bloody RM15!!!
he said in tat disgusting look
"it's raining tat's y"
Y ur bloody head arh
15 bucks
SIAO ARH
mel n me went across the road
and we met tis idiotic driver
who looks like a "salt-wet" pek pek
(salt wet in cantonese means
the uncle abit like..)
and paikia and
serial psychotic killer
Aniwae
-the conversation goes lik tis-
(let's name him saltwet)
mel:6 bucks la..
saltwet: siong..(get..)
Lk: 8 bucks la..
LK:*oops*
saltwet: siong cheh la (get in)
baht mun zao baht mun la(8 bucks, 8 bucks la)
oreadi say 8bucks liao
u all s''porean arh, ooi, 4 eyed boi. 4 eyed boi
eh, 4 eyed ger. boi or ger
Mel: *remains silence, seemd to b in anger*
saltwet: i tel u all
now in KL taxi price stil rising
nex time get up taxi
don bargain n ask for price
other taxi driver no like me
so nice u noe
*LK n MEl exchanged puking look*
huh, xiaomeimei, 4 eyed boi. no. 4 eyed ger.
i'm been kind u noe.
i see u 2 chinchai i oso chinchai.
i see one pretty
*looked at me wif dat saltwet look n grinning*
and one not so pretty
no boi no ger
den i chinchai u noe.
LK: ermm has it been raining tis daes?
saltwet: i tel u, i last time 1988 oso in sg until 1995 okae
*honk the car n cursed CB LJ...*
tat KNN goh chok dong la, chase me back
LK n Mel: ....
Saltwet: sg man alwaes call me up for woman
one week, one nite one.
"pork" one everynite
nx time u all cum
can cal for me
my name is TAIZI(prince)
----------------
omigawdd.. he is prince??
*pukes*
haiyo..
so dirty old man
aniwae
my parents been quarrelling alot
i donno how to settle
but i juz thot
i wuldnt wan to
interfere
it's like everydae.
i donno
i think like
it's best when i kip quiet.
and said nth at all.

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