Tuesday, February 22, 2005

.HeADLINE.

Reporting Today at 2pm a bunch of goondoos doing a test and one of them had alienated human beings by showing attitude to 2 innocent and hilarious gers who were naively doing CBT in school. He is well-built, wif goggle-tanned-cornering-eyes using loud and abusive language towards this two gerls.
The Story goes like this, the 2 gers, lizard and Fat (names has been pyseudomised to protect the civilians from further harms as such alienation) were working hard in the E-plaza and little did they noe a few minutes afterthey setle their butt onto the chairs, the alienations starts.
The following is the interview of wad happened:
Reporter: MAy i noe wad has happened, MS fat.
Fat: i was doing my cbt when this *beep*1*2* (censored) @#$%#@*#*#
Lizard: Ya la.. HE !@#*@!&@#*
(sorrie, due to activated anger, I shall report this headline according to 2 victim's conversation and reaction to this abusive attack)
Fat: Hey, Lizard, where u sia? i onli copy until medical handwash lehhh.
Lizard: I copy until *WISHHHSSSHSHSHHSHS* (this part was unclear)
Fat: HUH? (her voice raised) Where?
Lizard: HERE la. ( Simple dressing)
Fat: Orhh. HUH! so fast sia, i onli..
One of the aliens started their abusive and retort
Goggle: SORRIE DO U MIND WE R DOING A TEST
FAT.......
LizARD: ..( roll her eyes)
The 2 gers described him as the goggle-tanned-cornering-eyes, a.k.a goggle. This 2 gers has been in trauma for a few moments as such their reaction was repeatedly defensive.
FAt: (Switch her pens loud when writing)
Lizard: (Loud Music over the headfone)
FAT: (exchange glances of fear and hurt wif lizard as and when their eyes meet)
LizaRd: (Click on the mouse Loud)
FAT: (Shake the liquid vapour loud)
Lizard: SHake the liquid Vapour vigorously)
FAT: (Click her mouse non-stop)
Lizard:( Blew HEr nose Loud)
At 3.20pm, the 2 gers finally got saved when sound from the stomach of disapproval was heard. and soon, they left the alienation hall and seek refuge at macdonald's.
Orites, lastly.. BIBI! I mISS U SO MUCHIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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