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Reporting Today at 2pm a bunch of goondoos doing a test and one of them had alienated human beings by showing attitude to 2 innocent and hilarious gers who were naively doing CBT in school. He is well-built, wif goggle-tanned-cornering-eyes using loud and abusive language towards this two gerls.
The Story goes like this, the 2 gers, lizard and Fat (names has been pyseudomised to protect the civilians from further harms as such alienation) were working hard in the E-plaza and little did they noe a few minutes afterthey setle their butt onto the chairs, the alienations starts.
The following is the interview of wad happened:
Reporter: MAy i noe wad has happened, MS fat.
Fat: i was doing my cbt when this *beep*1*2* (censored) @#$%#@*#*#
Lizard: Ya la.. HE !@#*@!&@#*
(sorrie, due to activated anger, I shall report this headline according to 2 victim's conversation and reaction to this abusive attack)
Fat: Hey, Lizard, where u sia? i onli copy until medical handwash lehhh.
Lizard: I copy until *WISHHHSSSHSHSHHSHS* (this part was unclear)
Fat: HUH? (her voice raised) Where?
Lizard: HERE la. ( Simple dressing)
Fat: Orhh. HUH! so fast sia, i onli..
One of the aliens started their abusive and retort
Goggle: SORRIE DO U MIND WE R DOING A TEST
FAT.......
LizARD: ..( roll her eyes)
The 2 gers described him as the goggle-tanned-cornering-eyes, a.k.a goggle. This 2 gers has been in trauma for a few moments as such their reaction was repeatedly defensive.
FAt: (Switch her pens loud when writing)
Lizard: (Loud Music over the headfone)
FAT: (exchange glances of fear and hurt wif lizard as and when their eyes meet)
LizaRd: (Click on the mouse Loud)
FAT: (Shake the liquid vapour loud)
Lizard: SHake the liquid Vapour vigorously)
FAT: (Click her mouse non-stop)
Lizard:( Blew HEr nose Loud)
At 3.20pm, the 2 gers finally got saved when sound from the stomach of disapproval was heard. and soon, they left the alienation hall and seek refuge at macdonald's.
Orites, lastly.. BIBI! I mISS U SO MUCHIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
.dead.
I mizz u so much. i din noe wad wrong i did. i merely went to the pub wif rain n elaine.. n u had to call and make a fuss n get angry wif me.. leaving me wif ur angry words and the thumping hurt rite down here..
i felt like.. i no longer alive in ur world
i feel wretched
i feel hurt
i feel dead
and no longer able to take the pain
yet i nvr wan to gif u up
cuz u're so dearly to me
and i still luRve u despite the pain i may haf
i luRve u
i
luRve
u
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It's been so long since i blogged. there are so mani things to do. so manithings to take. so manithing to larn n forget. so mani things.. so mani. Who do i live for? i dunno. i juz thot perhaps i wan to b alone all these moments.. especially when i feel sad.. lost.. hurt and wretched. who else in this world, can salvage the hurt in my heart besides u urself.
i'm staying home todae.. home gerl. => nvr ben so guai since dating wif mel. haa.
Orites.. i think i'm going to mug now
.Farked Up.
BiBi,
I mizzz u so muchieee. How i wish U are in SG.. MuacKS.. LuRve yA. take care okaes. It's okies cuz we still haf lotsa valentine's dae to go thru'. HEE!
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Farked. I am FarkEd up.
U noe wad's farkEd up? I'm FarkEd uP. Blardy farkeD up. Not cuZ of i stay at home during valentine's dae. But cuz i'm FARKED UP. U noe FARKED UP. haha. It's abt family stuffs. i'm tired of all the things u said. Stop acting like we owe u. I had enuff of all ur nonsense and ur crying. Stop cat cry mouse and act graceful.
FaRked. Go n tell the whole world ba. FaRked. i noe who u wil tell, aniwae, perhaps, mayb, if, probably, or, neverthless, nonethless, u may haf other better person loh nvm loh. but i'm telling u, WHO FARKING CARE ABT IT?~!
HAELOE! TIS IS MY BLOG I CAN WRITE WADEVER I WAN. HA HHA HA HA! ANIWAE, the doodle board thing nvm la, haha, YA! oh yar.. heard of this poem? let me read u..
ROses are Red
Violet are blue
I'm SARCASTIC
AND SO R EUUUUU.
Oh... i"m HURT!!!!
I wan to tel u, when u're sad, plz USE UR brain n think carefully HOW u HURT ppl WIF ur SO-CALLED NICE SARCASTIC worDS ya? HA HA HA HA.
LALAALAAAALALALAAAAAA~! WAd a WOnderfUl WOrlDDD..
It's me
.i MISS My darling, I lurve my frens.
BiBi, i mizz u so muchie.. I wanted u so muchie everyday, hoping u'll b fine. it dosn't matter whether u're here or not. Cuz i noe i mizz u alot. I LuRve U.
I felt so outkast everywhere i go. Outkast wif my budz.. i felt as if i no longer belong there. or did i change periodically which i din realise? The whole world hates me. Nah la.. haha. DOn care. I guess i ought to b alone. I donno who to turn to animore. cuz things changed.
I think i nid to go to the temple, Fan tai sui.
Yest's food was nice at bakerzin.
The BBq Was SooOooOOo FUN! Hae Hae hAe!!
WE talk abt ghost stories. HAHA! I juZ think Most of us There belongs tothe Crustacean Group. wHy? cuz we r CRAp( Crab)!
We dragged far, like from ghost stories we talk abt toilets, lifts, stairwaes, and jokes, shit, sleep, schools, motion sensor, perversion. AiYE, nobody told me abt mua cheeee~! (._.)
--------So one of the conversation goes like this-------
Guang Liang: aiya, every toilet is scary sia. Scariest stories alwaes happens in the lift toilet and staircase.
Yong Seng: ... den poly got motion sensor in the toilet. So i went into the toilet alone, alreadi sitting on the toilet bowl using sms and the LIGHTS WENT OFF! So dark, i cant see my fingers,walao, i was alone in the toilet
(S-I-L-E-N-C-E)
GUang Liang: orh, lidat everytime u go shit muz bring mani stones, so tat went the lites went off u can throw stone outside. (-___-)
Orh, aiya, den u can call ur fren loh, "Ehh tok to me arh, i now wan to shit."
Gino: eh, later the one reply "O K.. NO P-r-o-b-l-e-m.." (slow and spooky)
(LaUgH Out LOud, gers shouted, commotion)
GUang Liang: walao.. I thot can find a wae make them(his wifey actuallie, geeeeesss) not so scared, EU!
Yong SEng: wah aiya, easy, send sms to ur fren la!
Gino: Eh, later the fren reply u in sms, " ok no problem (spooky)"
(Luff ur ASS off the ground)
Guang LIang: Wa LAo~ I think the fren wil reply "(this is supposed to make u scared) Ok no problem(Spooky) (Jump)"
haha! I think the most funniest part is when eugene tries to tel a ghost stories, without opening his mouth he made huina and yiwen scream and heart rate increased! HAAHA! i had a hell time luffing siA!
Oh yA. we tok abt schools and it seems like every school was told to b a cemetery la, hospital la, wad SIa. hahaa.
-----Another conversation goes like this--------
Qiu Wei: eh i heard hor u noe the bridge rite, there blk 44 ppl say got one lady in red...
Me: huh, where? New built one or wad?
Gino: the one the one near the bus stop
Qiu Wei: ya ya ya, the one opposite-beside ming's blk
All: IT's OPPOSITe LA! AIYOO
(commotion between the ppl)
QIu Wei: O K O K~ ya. den they say hor if u happen to walk past there at nite. SHE will stand at the blk facing down eyeing the river..
Guang Liang: *scratch scratch* Stand where?
Qiu WEi: Wa LAo, where else SIa.
All: Where?! WHo Knows!
Qiu Wei: U all hor.... ... Where can she stand, roof top la!
All: ORRRRRRRHHhhhhh...
(ESSH.. hair standing up)
Below is my lousy illustration, keke. i'm juz trying to show tat scene aniwae.
keke.( i post differently, paiseh, plz click on the pic for larger image, thanks)
Blk44 lousy illustration
.EXpoSED.
ARHHH~!H~!~!
I wear until so girlie today Sia.. I feel like i donno myself sia. *chEY* White ruffles skirt, baby blue long sleeve top.. Oh gAwd~ It's tOO Sweet to Be Me.
FReAKIng HELL! I was ExposED!! The mrt station was so windy and my skirt flew up! SHIT! SO PAISEh! And i was Like F***.. ARHH~H!H!! (._.) *EMBARRASSED*
HAHA! I ate so MUchie SIA. I'm Fat. HAHA~! (siala i think ppl's gonna kill me sia) Eileen's bf the chicken wif egg quite nice sia. Lyza oso say nice. hahaha~ Big chef Big Chef. HAhA. Nash wan pple to "vomit" bye asking ppl to eat "more meat". Hae HAe. SUmbody muz b quite shy sia.. "Shafik" woR. HOHOHO. (i think tat ger going to beat me up sia) hahha.
I went to buy adidas shorts, so blardy nice sia. i Lurve it~ Bt i'm fat arh, wad to do sia?
Ying ying now is facing big issues sia. hees. Donno how or wad can i advise her. i'm not so experience man. keke.
Darling, i miss u so muchie. Though u'r at thailand now busying wif training, i wan 2 tel u every moment i'm alone in sg i think of u. I culdn't cry cuz i haf to b strong ya? I pray to god tat u're safe and sound. and Remember to cover the blanket. The bed feel so empty without u by my side.. LuRve yA. *muaCks* (-_-) *praying*
( it's mUshy la guys, don read la! attitude sia! nvr ask u to read wad. geee..)
.Boring.
It's boring.
It's new year u Noe?
And i'm sitting infront of the computer watching U.
I'm tired U noe?
Worn Out.
Cuz' I've got nothing better to do u noe.
ARhh.
Tonite going to river angbao.
I guess she stil don understand dat i wanted more time to b spent wif her. but it's okaes. even if she wun understand her whole life, i wun mind either. cuz i noe wad i'm like.. i nv tell ppl EXACTLY how i feel. onli to sum i shared cuz i Lurve their nature rxn.
Nonethless, i'm nt a socialite like sum ger. *Hinting* (u dunno? nVM)
I find one of my frens (or mayb used to b my fren, a guy) veri disgusting. Esssh, i saw his pic now n i think his gf is like.. EEEW.. looks so *bEEp*1*2* . I feel so USED. (what a word, i mean, d-uh..?) kekeke. no la, not exactly, but i nv wan to b a *hem* like *hem*.
Now i juz feel like cursing and sweeLLing, but F*beeP*! It's CHinese new year. alRITES. Stop tempting me okaes~!I'm not going to Scold a Word U F*BEEp*. Okies Enuuff!
EesH.. Hai. I'm eating my dae. S*BEEP* no meh~ i cnt eat. no no no~.
GAwd.
.the nite b4 Chinese New Year.
EEShh, i received 2 ang baos alreadi. geees. Haiyoo. todae onli went backto sch for 1 lecture. *chey*
Aiiees. Nothing to commendable.
Orites, luckily this week there wasn't ani clinical lab. (._.)('-') It's kinda boring during her lect. there' nothing much to do. Nowadaes lecturers are So Blardy Attitude wif StudentS. I gueSS Tsunami had overturn the whole world (OOPS, I'm JOKING!). Every lecturer starts to show their cynicism.
I'm so slack. NyP gerls r like so *beep*1*2*chy and *beep*1*2*tty. They try to feign B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. I mean C-H-I-O la uh. I'm like so left out or outcast rather in school.
EssH, ani beauty tips? I ALWAES haf the Fancy of Looking CHIO or B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L. My depression level is 14/15. WHADDA HELL! THIS IS A CRAZY TEST! I'M BLARDY NORMAL! OKaes!
WALAOOOOOOooOo. It's a new year and i'm staying at home.. wapiang.. dot dot dot..
.AttiTude siA, NyP.
SiaLa~! MdM Wong Attitude sia! I guess tat's juz the wae she rule us..
"Where's ur lanyard! Don run awae!"
"U better dye back black color i tel u! LAter kena allergy to dye n Die"
"Don wear flip flops to sch! later u fall and fracture ur nose bone!"
" I noe wear big hoop ear rings veri nice, but if anione accidentally pulls it n ur ear tear, u ask for it."
"First warning write down ur name arh!"
"second warning I'll book u! get reAdy 50 bucks hor!"
I tell u nvr argue wif a lecturer~!"
"I can send u to girls' home a year fo reformation!"
"U bette gif me ur names or i'll send u to the director"
Siala.. i spend my one hour listening to this old lady wif short hair nagging n yelling in room 605. I think she've got attitude. i think she is jealous of my multiple ear holes. i think she is envious of my not-too-long-not-too-short hair. I think she is green abt my youth. I think she is irked by my attitude. I THINK SHE I EVRYTHING I THOUGHT!
Nevertheless, we had an exciting scene over there. MdM wong wAs stationing at one spot b4 she came into out room n caught a ger wearing 2-pieced top ( one sleeveless n one spaghetti inside) , the main issue was, she was not wearing lanyard too. (This ger is So PooR fish, got caught out at th corridor!)
The ger STORM into 605, and i mean storm in as in she rampant wif rage and blood-shot eyes and blitz at MdM Wong. it's more like defence den attack la though..
Gerl: IT's UNfair TAt U caught me! CUZ there's SO mani PPl In the corridor not wearing LAnyard! And the guy there, why didn't u catch him! (siala.. she sabo ppL sIA..)
MdM Wong: IS it. Okae, let's go out and see.
Gerl: COME LET'S GO!
And tis cannonade fling open the door ( actualli she donhaf much strength la uh, she juz trying to portray to us how angry she was u see..?)
And b4 cannonade left, she shout at the door, "This is not spaghetti( the outside), THIS (the inside) is spaghetti!!"
SHE RAWKS, I mean who would ever tok to a lecturer lidat sia.. Alamak. SO i took off my Shoe laceS and lent to my senior a.k.a classmate cuz she is wearing slippers. kekE~ Thanks Yuan Kai for teaching me sia.
MdM Wong cam back : SEE, I told u don argue wif lecturer rite. It's onli the first warning and i din ask u to pay 50 bucks yet rite.
And so, she continued her speech on NYP's rules n guidelines (whadda HeLL..) and whatsoever.. and she's oso from the WHO. I mean WHO cares whether she is from WHO anot.. she juz like to show off and telling across a message :U better FOLLOW ME.
siaLa. she's fierce.. Aieeee..
Orites, it's new year's eve tomolo. GoSh..
.BuSy.
Keke, this Blog was originally created by eileen mic n im as my bdae present/surprise. i was so touched. keke..
They taught me how to blog, keke, so great. i LuRve this feeling of doing things on my own. keke. It was nice!
I was busily editing my blog, keke. SO muchie tat i forgot to update. These few nites i was out in town wif mummy to help her carrie the new year stuffs. gAwd! It was REALLIE Heavy. kekke.
I walk thru' bugis new streets, tey were so mani shops n so mani things tosee. It was fun. I LuRve to shop over tere.
GRRH! Guesss wad, the skirts cost 10 bucks onli! and blooody hell.. the L size is 0nli 27 inch.. SHIT! I nid to SLIM down MORE.. Sob Sob! 27 inch! GAWD!!! I waS (T_T) *stunned & Shattered*
ARhhHH! Why DID i Eat SO muCh wHEn i wAs young! SHuld haf reject all mummy's temptation!! HeeeS.
And And And And.. i saw a few of my sec sch juniors.. oh my gawd.. they were bloodily *tOot* bit*hy, so much of make up! so much of ShortieS, So much of attention seeking, so much of Noise! So much of AcTing.. EEESSSSSSSHHHHH.. I feel like *pUking*.. I think they donno wad is Call Human. They r like a bunch of pink monkey walking the streets to get new bananas man. ESSHHH!
OOps.. I din mean it. KekE. ChiLL~
.it's nvr the same.
I didn't think Lurve is about u and me. I noe mani things evolve in our relationship. Ur family, my family. Ur frens, my frens. Ur work, my studies. Ur Lurve, my LuRve. Ur ex, and my jealousy. U sure u din compare me to others..? Den u wuldn't say " i think u now look like.." or "U now the same as.." isn't is a comparison when u bring up sumone's name..? Neverthless, Darling, i Still LuRve u. I noe u may not understand or realise tat u compared me with others, or mayb i was too sensitive.
Aniwae, life's different this year. so mani things cropped up, so mani frens broke up. So mani project & ICA. Oh gosh, when can this vicious cycle ends? Hope by tml sia.
I so farked sia, The pint-sized ger n the babyish fox acted as if they r lovers, so intimate and wadever they do , they do it together. sIAlA! i wan to Cry in Clinical Sia! *cHey*
I went the to toilet today, den i was in the cubicle. There was this yellow pokaldot stick woman came into the toilet, though she looked soft, but her voice was blardy loud. I came out o the cubicle, she was combing her hair. As i turn to leave, i heard her saying to her stick fren, "I think I'm fat!" (T_T) *wHaDDa @!#^!&^&#!#@()@*
I was So stunned. Grrh~! HAHA.
WaLiew.. This whole week i've been reaching sch at 8. guess i'll collapse tomolo's nite! Time to recuperate sia! Hae Hae!
Heees
Thanks Eileen Mic n Yu im. U 3 wan to make me cry sia! yesterday lyza irah n nash wan to make me cry oso.. alamak.. i so touched sia.. how can u guys anihow "touch me".. kekeke! I lurve u guys.. this is the blog tat i had dreamt to haf. thanks pple. the attitude pple! THanks alottt.. i Realli appreciate it guys.. U guys rawk. kekke~! yeap, i will learn to explore myself!
Life has been meaningful though mani things happened.. i didn't know how to handle, but there again, i wasn't facing things alone. thanks. I knew mani of my frens out there, had more sadness den i do.. i wanted to gif them my concern, n i hope i achieve tat.. my buddy, though she left u.. i juz hope.. u b strong.
It's a sweet 18th birthdae for me.. in deed.. kekeke. thanks pple! thanks akira n kenny budz! oh gosh..the list is so long.. heeees.
Alrites, may all of u b blessed alwaes alrites. =)
30 mins b4 my birhday ends. kee. 020205.. rawks. =)
A sweet birthday present for kheng kheng..
Blog edited by :
Michelle
U-im
Eileen
Hope you like tis little surprise..and muz update you blog horx..we will read abt ur witchy life everyday~!! Happy birthday my frenx.. =) *huggies* --Eileen
.....Let mE Sing For U......
~~[[MUSIC PLS~ WOO!! ]]~~
Happy birthday to U,
Happy Birthday To U.
Happy BIRDdddAy to LEeKheNG!!!!!!!
HAppy BiRtHdaY To u!!
Hope u've a lovely day~~ Muz appreciate our effort by posting entries often k!! & yeA!~ WE'LL BE WATChING U.. =X no la.. we'll be reading!! >__< TaKE cARE!! JiaYou Hope Ur DREAMS CoME TRUE! -- Yu Im>
